Aug 28 2014

Six reasons why women should fake a pregnancy

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/aug/28/six-reasons-women-fake-pregnancy-panda-china


Aug 1 2014

The sinner’s top 10 guide to happiness

Because I am clearly an expert on happiness: http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/aug/01/sinner-top-10-guide-happiness-pope-francis


Jul 11 2014

I’m with Father O’Baoill – yoga is a deeply unsavoury activity

My milkshake brings all the yoga bunnies to the yard: http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/jul/11/father-obaoill-yoga-unsavoury-irish-priest


May 27 2014

Is the word ‘girl’ offensive?

Short version; it depends:  http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/may/27/is-the-word-girl-offensive


May 21 2014

Jeremy Paxman’s ultimate questions

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/may/21/jeremy-paxman-questions-silvio-berlusconi-newsnight


Mar 28 2014

So cats are giving us TB? It must be time to fight back

I am a shill for Big Cat:  http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/mar/28/cats-tb-fight-back


Mar 12 2014

5 steps to the perfect relationship

Because I am clearly a relationship expert:  http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/mar/12/5-steps-perfect-relationship-partners-men-virgin


Nov 22 2013

Don’t abandon neckties: they’re sexy – and handy for breastfeeding

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/nov/23/dont-abandon-neckties-tie-rack-demise


Oct 14 2013

Guardian; So Romola Garai once appeared in lads’ mags. Shock! Horror! Hypocrite!

Romola Garai did a great vagina joke so I’ve got her back;

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/oct/14/romola-garai-lads-mags-campaign-hypocrite


Sep 30 2013

Guardian; Heard the one about the Saudi cleric who said driving damages ovaries?

One of the tactics we can use against human rights abuses is taking the piss, read here.